AboutA Passion Project
ROCKET MOTORS BY DAY. RIDICULOUS CHILDREN'S BOOKS BY NIGHT.
Written and illustrated for, and repeatedly tested on three tiny critics. Created by Pickle R. Snarfblaster, PhD. A name chosen for laughs, not credibility. My goal in life is simple: get them onto the sacred read it again list at bedtime. So far, only one has made the cut.
Read inside →No. 01
Who Keeps Turning Me Into a Giraffe?
An investigation, a suspect list, and a neck that refuses to cooperate with ceiling fans.
Read inside →No. 02
Why Am I A Duck Now?
A boy wakes up as a duck and reasonably requests answers. None arrive. The pond, however, is patient.
Repeat RequestRead inside →No. 03
Help! I'm Majestic and It's Exhausting
Being magnificent is a full-time job, and nobody warned the hero about the paperwork.
Kids are the toughest focus group on earth. One out of three isn't bad — but I'm still writing.
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